Internet Troll’s Prayer

Bow before my reality and marvel
At the feet of the Deity of Morality–
I.e. me. Tremble in the presence
Of my holy sarcasm, cower in fear
As I sling insults at you–they emphasize
My superior reasoning abilities.
In the battle of logic, I always come out
On top. I consort with divinity, the Universal
Subjectivity, while you only understand
And perceive truth through your limited
Mortal mind. Get a clue, you ignorant beast!
Simply put: My opinions are always right;
If you disagree, then you are wrong.
End of the discussion.

Copyright 2013
A. J. Hayes
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