Monday doesn’t care how early
You have to be at work.
Monday isn’t concerned with
Your hangover from Sunday’s Fun Day activities.
Monday laughs when the copier in
Your office fizzles to death at your touch.
Monday is the comedian of the week.
Your protruding veins and sour tears are like applause to it.
Little do you know, but Monday’s jokes
Are written by whomever invented the 5-day work week.
A. J. Hayes
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