The day is as it should be:
Mr. Troll is out mowing his front lawn,
The kobold kids are playing stickball
In the street, I can hear my vampire neighbor
Snoring in his casket next door,
And the Supreme Overload Cat is looking down
Upon us, with its multi-colored eyes,
From its giant, yellow seeing-sphere in the sky.
Yup, it’s just another summer day in an alternate universe.
A. J. Hayes
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